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This comes directly from the Kova website
(http://kovapaint.com.vn/en/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=12&Itemid=103)


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KOVA Paint and Waterproofing are achievements of Vietnam - USA Science & Technology Cooperation Programme implemented by Professor Doctor Nguyen Thi Hoe, who won Kovalevskaia international science prize in 1993. The products are fully tropicalized to withstand severe weather conditions.

KOVA specializes in researching, producing, distributing and applying all kinds of paint & waterproofing such as civil construction paint, traffic paint, industrial paint, multi-purpose waterproofing and anti-rust cooling lubricant with high quality raw material. KOVA products have been presented in the market for over 10 years. They are the most suitable for the wet condition and particular characteristics of tropical climate.

Thanks to the great assistance from leading paint companies in USA together with the effort itself in Research & Development, KOVA constantly generates new extraordinary products which have more luxurious beauty than the others.

KOVA has various types of paint and waterproofing for decorating and protecting works of civil construction, industry, drainage, traffic, bridge, vessel... as well as construction texture such as floor, roof, vertical wall, toilet, sport court, swimming pool, water tank, underground tunnel ...

With a system of different 1010 colours automatically mixed by computer provided from a well-known partner in USA, Smiland Paint Company, KOVA paints meet with all demands and tastes of customers in every country. The colours are durable, beautiful forever and fadeless, even in the most severe weather conditions.

The leading quality of KOVA products is affirmed by “Gold Medal” at International Trade Fair EXPO, “Certificate of quality prestige trademark, Top Ten - construction industry trademark and construction material” by Vietnam Associations of Industrial Proprietary, “Vietnam high quality product” by customer. Especially, KOVA products are awarded “Certificate of Merit” by Prime Minister, Hanoi People’s Committee, Ministry of Construction, Department of Industry and some local and overseas organizations.

With a staff team of over 60 excellent engineers and 200 skilled workers, 6 laboratories, 4 factories in Hanoi and Ho Chi Minh City, KOVA Paint Company is also certified ISO 9001 : 2000 in April 2005. KOVAhas 5 office representatives, 3 companies in Vietnam and companies in Laos, Cambodia, Singapore.

Based on the real capability, quality and prestige, KOVA would like to expand the market and hope to become an efficient partner of all internal and external economy organizations to make the highest quality and the most durable works."